fucking ‘legendary bloatfly’ for fucks sake fuck off fucking bullshit fuck fucking ‘mysterious cave’ fuck off
Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times.
WHAT LIKE “RAISE UR DONGERS” IS GONNA BE A PORN SITE
I’m flattered that u go on my blog when ur in school tho
that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site
one on one conversations are awkward. i want a group chat with all the mutuals i want 2 get to know better
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS