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myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

jollityfarm:

arsvallis:

rosaluxmemeburg:

fawnflight:

”I hate capitalism.” typed the communist individual on their MacBook Pro, a product that is a result of capitalism.

”I hate feudalism.” wrote the burgher with their printing press, a product that is a result of feudalism.

"there is only one G*d" said the early christians as they traveled through roman roads, a product of a pagan empire.

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(Source: tetraghost)

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

(Source: rapunzelie)

Okay but honestly is this not a look

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight)

(Source: bigeisamazing)

you know giving players a penalty as soon as they reopen the app if they haven’t opened it for a while really isn’t gonna encourage them to keep playing

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(Source: aarronoconner)

krispymeme:

i know i haven’t been on a lot lately but i just wanted to drop in and let you know that i’m still extremely beautiful, wise, and witty, while also being very relatable

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right