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fucking ‘legendary bloatfly’ for fucks sake fuck off fucking bullshit fuck fucking ‘mysterious cave’ fuck off


Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times. 


Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times. 

Today at school the tech people wanted to check the history on my laptop, and they pull it up and there are several lines where it shows your icon and it said raise your dongers. She gave me the look of disgust.
Anonymous

WHAT LIKE “RAISE UR DONGERS” IS GONNA BE A PORN SITE
I’m flattered that u go on my blog when ur in school tho

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh)

(Source: yoloslavia)

cheatsy:

helena:

cheatsy:

that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site

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FUCK

(Source: cheatsy)

No Homo Cutie

(Source: toyota)

fallout nv is gr8 but it’s glitchy af. idk if it’s my xbox or tv or what but ye

I applied for my student ID card!!! Wow

one on one conversations are awkward. i want a group chat with all the mutuals i want 2 get to know better

trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

Tuesday again?
No problem

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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